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[daddy_death]

That's it! I'm raiding the town hall. I want some fucking answers about this place, and I'm not about to wait until I'm turned into some giddy anthropomorphic peanut to get them!

So who's with me? Because I'm definitely not going to barge into the mayor's office and demand stuff from him, especially not alone--not when he can turn me into a kid

Comments

[lme_leadingman]

Hmm... suppose the ones in charge of the town aren't even the people with the answers you're looking for.

I beg your pardon, but, isn't this just a little bit reckless? You know... bursting into town hall and demanding information. What do you plan to threaten them with if they refuse?

[daddy_death]

I think I deserve to be a bit reckless after I got dumped on some random island with amnesia and turned into a fucking high-pitched shrimp! I want some answers.

Well, you see, I was planning on getting a group of tough guys and was hoping that if the mayor refused, there'd be enough testosterone around for them to start making some really interesting threats.

[lme_leadingman]

Ah! Though, if you were turned into a "shrimp" last time, who knows what might occur if you got a bit too bold with those in charge. If the powers that be are capable of altering our ages, I'm sure they have even more tricks up their sleeves that they are keeping in reserve. It's... quite troublesome...

I see. So, in other words you were hoping to attract interest, no... attract brawn would be more like it, then stand back while those others do all the hard work, and reap the benefits when it's all over.

Quite amusing! I would like to see this put into action, but I'd be hesitant to bet on your success. No offense to you or anything, of course.

[daddy_death]

Hey, I'm not hoping to attract brawn! I'm hoping to attract people who are stronger and more intimidating than me. I don't stand much of a chance getting anything from the mayor on my own.

And I'll still be helping out! I'm a genius at risk assessment. Who else would be able to prepare a troop of amnesiac men against an onslaught of sexy, hollow women carved out of wood from which thousands of bugs will crawl out to defeat us?

[blameyourface]

...How rash.

[daddy_death]

And how the hell are you so calm about everything, anyway?!

[blameyourface]

You are simply over-excited.

[daddy_death]

And you're under-excited! Come on, that attitude can't be healthy. You must've already shortened your lifespan by 3 years just since you started talking to me!

[cain_complex]

Pray tell, what exactly is your plan of action?

[daddy_death]

Get a bunch of guys together who'll barge in and demand some information from the mayor. Simple as that. Of course, they'll have to be strong and intimidating. I'll be part of the back-up.

[cain_complex]

You don't think anyone will stop you?

[daddy_death]

Uh, well, no. I mean, we're all a bunch of amnesiacs being experimented on. What kind of a person would like that and want to keep living like that?

[fearcutsdeeper]

I'll join if you get enough people.

[this being said by a scrawny ten-year-old child. B|b ]

[daddy_death]

Are you sure about this? I mean, what would you help with?

[fearcutsdeeper]

I'm good with a sword. And I want answers, too.

[daddy_death]

*gives her a once-over--he is clearly skeptical*

...right. Well, I'll make sure to put your skills to use...whenever I find a proper offense for this scheme.

[vonperfect]

I used to work for the city. They don't know anything, and if they do, they hid such knowledge awfully well.

[daddy_death]

You have got to be fucking kidding! Tell me you're fucking kidding. The mayor's in charge of this whole place, he's got to know something!

Unless you're working for them and are trying to secretly squash rebellion... Well you won't trick me, sneaky spy woman! Your feminine charm and lies won't work on me, I know the mayor's behind all this!

[vonperfect]

*whip* One: I am now a legal consultant and prosecutor, but not a public one. I do not work under the city. Two: As I said, if she knows anything, she is not letting on about it.

[daddy_death]

Jesus--! Alright, Charlie. Better not mess with a dominatrix. No alpha females if I can help it!

Alright, alright, I believe you! Are you sure you didn't get any valuable information while you were working as a spy for the mayor, though? *starts rubbing where he was whipped--t-that hurt!*