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[daddy_death]

That's it! I'm raiding the town hall. I want some fucking answers about this place, and I'm not about to wait until I'm turned into some giddy anthropomorphic peanut to get them!

So who's with me? Because I'm definitely not going to barge into the mayor's office and demand stuff from him, especially not alone--not when he can turn me into a kid

Comments

[lme_leadingman]

Hmm... suppose the ones in charge of the town aren't even the people with the answers you're looking for.

I beg your pardon, but, isn't this just a little bit reckless? You know... bursting into town hall and demanding information. What do you plan to threaten them with if they refuse?

[daddy_death]

I think I deserve to be a bit reckless after I got dumped on some random island with amnesia and turned into a fucking high-pitched shrimp! I want some answers.

Well, you see, I was planning on getting a group of tough guys and was hoping that if the mayor refused, there'd be enough testosterone around for them to start making some really interesting threats.

[lme_leadingman]

Ah! Though, if you were turned into a "shrimp" last time, who knows what might occur if you got a bit too bold with those in charge. If the powers that be are capable of altering our ages, I'm sure they have even more tricks up their sleeves that they are keeping in reserve. It's... quite troublesome...

I see. So, in other words you were hoping to attract interest, no... attract brawn would be more like it, then stand back while those others do all the hard work, and reap the benefits when it's all over.

Quite amusing! I would like to see this put into action, but I'd be hesitant to bet on your success. No offense to you or anything, of course.

[daddy_death]

Hey, I'm not hoping to attract brawn! I'm hoping to attract people who are stronger and more intimidating than me. I don't stand much of a chance getting anything from the mayor on my own.

And I'll still be helping out! I'm a genius at risk assessment. Who else would be able to prepare a troop of amnesiac men against an onslaught of sexy, hollow women carved out of wood from which thousands of bugs will crawl out to defeat us?

[lme_leadingman]

Well, it's essentially the same thing. Although, at least you are fully aware of your limits. That may very well be the mark of a skilled professional. (Or not...)

...pardon me, but, while the last is entirely feasible in a place such as this, do you really believe they have an army of "sexy, hollow, insect-infested wooden women" at their disposal?

(Sounds like a line taken right out of Axel's play... Siiigh....)