Dec 20, 2010 04:32
[have a fairly muffled voice post, folks.]
Alright, someone had better get the fuck over here and dig me up, yeah? Preferably before I run out of air or choke to death on the soil! And while you're at it, go tell the little mute cuntkicker with the horse that he owes me big-time now--at least 500 quid!
nathan young,
li kuugo,
kurosaki isshin,
ultros
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The little twat trampled me to death with his horse three times, and then buried me!
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Only if the thing giving it is deceptively pretty--that's how syphilis keeps going around. It lurks in the pussies of the well-shagged girls, waiting for the next unsuspecting man to give her a ride. And, no offense, mate, but you look like you went through a cow's digestive system before getting shat out on the street. I'm talking all four of the cow's stomachs, here.
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And I guess that just means he'll have to be my slave until he works off the money he owes me. And the first thing I, as his slavemaster, demand is for him to dig me up. He buries me, he gets to...un-bury me.
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Well, I suppose I can tell th' little guy to unbury you, but good fuckin' luck getting him to be a slave. He's a fiesty bastard who could probably level a house with his head.
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Well, what do you propose, then? You can't just let the fucker go free after he killed me, there's a law about it! ...somewhere! I deserve some sort of compensation for having my organs reduced to the consistency of lumpy oatmeal!
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