Comments | d_versus_d: [audio] backdated to approx. a day after Pogo's post

not_aquaman in d_versus_d

[audio] backdated to approx. a day after Pogo's post

Dec 20, 2010 04:32

[have a fairly muffled voice post, folks.]

Alright, someone had better get the fuck over here and dig me up, yeah? Preferably before I run out of air or choke to death on the soil! And while you're at it, go tell the little mute cuntkicker with the horse that he owes me big-time now--at least 500 quid!

nathan young, li kuugo, kurosaki isshin, ultros

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dadreaper December 20 2010, 08:00:34 UTC

Did someone bury you?

not_aquaman December 20 2010, 18:45:08 UTC

Not the sharpest sandwich in the picnic, are you?

The little twat trampled me to death with his horse three times, and then buried me!

[Audio] idkmybffchupon December 22 2010, 04:28:53 UTC

I can TOTALLY help ya, buddy~ Where ya at? Mebbe if I dig ya up fast enough we'll have enough time to catch dinner ♥

[Audio] not_aquaman December 22 2010, 04:41:28 UTC

Oh, no, you can fuck off. Dying of starvation down here sounds better than you getting your grubby tentacles all over me. Have you even had those checked? I don't exactly want to be catching AIDS from you after the phone booth bollocks.

[Audio] idkmybffchupon December 22 2010, 05:00:49 UTC

I dunno, can humans catch syphilis?

Re: [Audio] not_aquaman December 22 2010, 05:23:48 UTC

[...Nathan doesn't think he has syphilis. He still checks--or he would, if he didn't have an assload of dirt pressing down on him. Not like he's going to let Ultros know that. He is not giving this freak the satisfaction.]

Only if the thing giving it is deceptively pretty--that's how syphilis keeps going around. It lurks in the pussies of the well-shagged girls, waiting for the next unsuspecting man to give her a ride. And, no offense, mate, but you look like you went through a cow's digestive system before getting shat out on the street. I'm talking all four of the cow's stomachs, here.

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xinshanquangal December 23 2010, 02:16:30 UTC

Okay, I don't know how th' fuck you're alive if yer buried like that or what, but if yer talkin' about who I think you are, that "little mute cuntkicker" comes from a time period where they don't eve have a fuckin' concept of money yet, so tryin' to charge him is fuckin' useless.

not_aquaman December 23 2010, 02:22:38 UTC

Immortality, my friend! Very useful power. Would be a lot more useful if people would stop fucking burying me every time I died, but what are you gonna do, eh?

And I guess that just means he'll have to be my slave until he works off the money he owes me. And the first thing I, as his slavemaster, demand is for him to dig me up. He buries me, he gets to...un-bury me.

xinshanquangal December 23 2010, 04:38:32 UTC

Immortality, huh? Don't sound all it's cracked up to be.

Well, I suppose I can tell th' little guy to unbury you, but good fuckin' luck getting him to be a slave. He's a fiesty bastard who could probably level a house with his head.

not_aquaman December 23 2010, 04:49:46 UTC

Pfft, you're just jealous. You wish you could get your brains blown out and get back up in time for dinner! [y'know. Despite the repeated burials. And the pain--both during death and after he gets back up.]

Well, what do you propose, then? You can't just let the fucker go free after he killed me, there's a law about it! ...somewhere! I deserve some sort of compensation for having my organs reduced to the consistency of lumpy oatmeal!

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