Dec 20, 2010 04:32
[have a fairly muffled voice post, folks.]
Alright, someone had better get the fuck over here and dig me up, yeah? Preferably before I run out of air or choke to death on the soil! And while you're at it, go tell the little mute cuntkicker with the horse that he owes me big-time now--at least 500 quid!
nathan young,
li kuugo,
kurosaki isshin,
ultros
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And I guess that just means he'll have to be my slave until he works off the money he owes me. And the first thing I, as his slavemaster, demand is for him to dig me up. He buries me, he gets to...un-bury me.
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Well, I suppose I can tell th' little guy to unbury you, but good fuckin' luck getting him to be a slave. He's a fiesty bastard who could probably level a house with his head.
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Well, what do you propose, then? You can't just let the fucker go free after he killed me, there's a law about it! ...somewhere! I deserve some sort of compensation for having my organs reduced to the consistency of lumpy oatmeal!
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I think he's th' sort who comes from a time where th' only way to compensate is to beat th' offender th' fuck up. Good luck with that. Pfft ha ha ha.
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Naaah, fighting's not really my style. Hey, you seem to know him pretty well. How's about you go introduce him to the concept of karma? You know, 'do right by the person you've wronged,' or something like that. That's a much better solution.
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He barely understands th' concept of bathing for public appearances and you want me to explain philosophy to him?
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All right then. Tell him I'm God, and he needs to repent for his sins by being my slave! It's close enough to the truth, isn't it?
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Oh, I'd love to deal with him myself, but as you might've noticed, I'm six feet under, and the little arsehole's too retarded to understand anything I'd tell him.
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He's not retarded, he's prehistoric. YER the retarded one. Learn th' difference.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever. You speak prehistoric, right? Just tell the dope to dig me up already!
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Fine, fine. Fuckin' hell you're obnoxious. I'll see what I can do.
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