[audio] backdated to approx. a day after Pogo's post

[not_aquaman]

[have a fairly muffled voice post, folks.]

Alright, someone had better get the fuck over here and dig me up, yeah? Preferably before I run out of air or choke to death on the soil! And while you're at it, go tell the little mute cuntkicker with the horse that he owes me big-time now--at least 500 quid!

Comments

[Audio]

[idkmybffchupon]

I can TOTALLY help ya, buddy~ Where ya at? Mebbe if I dig ya up fast enough we'll have enough time to catch dinner ♥

[Audio]

[not_aquaman]

Oh, no, you can fuck off. Dying of starvation down here sounds better than you getting your grubby tentacles all over me. Have you even had those checked? I don't exactly want to be catching AIDS from you after the phone booth bollocks.

[Audio]

[idkmybffchupon]

I dunno, can humans catch syphilis?

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[not_aquaman]

[...Nathan doesn't think he has syphilis. He still checks--or he would, if he didn't have an assload of dirt pressing down on him. Not like he's going to let Ultros know that. He is not giving this freak the satisfaction.]

Only if the thing giving it is deceptively pretty--that's how syphilis keeps going around. It lurks in the pussies of the well-shagged girls, waiting for the next unsuspecting man to give her a ride. And, no offense, mate, but you look like you went through a cow's digestive system before getting shat out on the street. I'm talking all four of the cow's stomachs, here.

/trolololo

[idkmybffchupon]

You flatter me, sir! Though, I do feel it necessary to inform you that cephalopod-syphilis is contagious even in ugly form.

you make RPing Nathan a spectacularly difficult task for me. XD

[not_aquaman]

Contagious to who? The Japanese? Must be, seeing as they're the only ones ramming your tentacles up their fannies. Or their arses, you know, if that's their thing.