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My only motivation to occasionally play the lottery, is the chance to buy one of those touch screen thousand variety of soft drink dispensers for my bathroom.
Dream big, drink lime Coke Zeros on the can...
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I recently spent several hours blacked out in a porta-potty. Usually I don't peak this early in the year...
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you'd give 24 hours to Randolph Scott...
The other day I turned on NPR, and the announcer was playing a long segment of audio clips from Mel Brooks' career. Was so glad it was leading up to an interview about the release of his dvd box set, and not part of an eulogy...
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Proof of life...
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Popsicles can get freezer burn.
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This weekend my family took me to dinner for my birthday. In the restaurant's party room there was a lady's 100th birthday party wrapping up. When she was pushed by our table in her wheelchair, my brother said she looked pissed off. I said of course she's pissed off. Managed to hang on two decades into the 21st century, and still no flying cars ( Read more... )
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gonna post a meme like it's 1999...
Borrowed from sarahkucera
Comment to this post, and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself. Just like whooping cough.
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The closer I get to my vacation, the more it seems like everyone and everything is trying to compromise my immune system...