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cuttlefidget

Fourth Tentacle

Jan 15, 2011 12:49

[There's something different about Daniel Chroma today. That is, his screaming seems to be a lot more high-pitched. He is no longer an overly-nervous twenty-nine year old. Now he is a positively overwhelmed thirteen year old. Being de-aged means that all of his memories of Mayfield are gone, and now he just wants to know where the hell his nice ( Read more... )

!action, !event: player: babbies

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B lined_circle January 15 2011, 20:57:17 UTC

[Here is a six year old girl, peering under the bench at him. She looks more confused than anything else.]

...Are you lost, too?

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 21:39:27 UTC

[Daniel instinctively curls into a tighter little ball of patheticness.]

Y-yes?

lined_circle January 15 2011, 21:41:00 UTC

...You're too big to be scared.

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 21:43:10 UTC

Th-that is a matter of opinion.

[He's totally a pro at being scared okay jeez get out]

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B infinitemars January 15 2011, 20:58:26 UTC

[Noticing a strange, sniffling child hiding under the bench she was going to use, moves over and kneels a bit]

Excuse me, are you alright?

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 21:41:52 UTC

W-well no, you see, I don't know w-where I am and m-my mother is probably worried a-and I don't like to worry her...

infinitemars January 15 2011, 21:49:50 UTC

You're in Mayfield... Did you just get here?

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 21:51:56 UTC

I-I think so? I was just... s-suddenly... H-how does that even happen?

Is it some sort of space-time anomaly?

[Okay actually this is interesting PLEASE GIVE HIM SCIENCE IT IS CALMING.]

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B onedayabus January 15 2011, 21:22:07 UTC

[and suddenly RIGHT UP IN HIS GRILL]

Found you!

Re: B futurecalamari January 15 2011, 21:42:15 UTC

[OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED]

AUGH!

onedayabus January 15 2011, 21:43:59 UTC

[HILARITY, THAT'S WHAT]

Wow, you're pretty fucking bad at hiding, mister!

[this is what happens when you're raised by soldiers]

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 21:52:48 UTC

[CLEARLY. And here he is, raised by a prim and doting British mother. This cannot end well.]

O-oh, um, well, I'm n-not familiar with the area and the available h-hiding places, so...

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C sveariket January 15 2011, 21:57:03 UTC

[Opens door. Stares at. They are of abotu the same age now.]

...

Y's?

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 22:06:20 UTC

U-um, excuse me, s-sir, but I seem to be l-lost and... er... c-could you tell me what I am and m-maybe how to get back to Terra 5? I-if it's not too much trouble...

[Everyone is sir. Even people who are his age. WHAT IS PROPER SOCIAL INTERACTION.]

sveariket January 15 2011, 22:08:03 UTC

...

Humano'd.

[What is proper conversation.]

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 22:09:40 UTC

...W-what?

[I am thirteen years old and what is this]

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C motheringnation January 15 2011, 22:10:41 UTC

[Opens door and...crying child.]

Oh dear, are you alright?

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 22:13:58 UTC

[Oh this lady looks nice actually THIS MAY GO WELL]

U-um, I'm lost, a-and... c-can you tell me where here is?

motheringnation January 15 2011, 22:15:11 UTC

[Ahaha. Yes actually. You are getting adopted crying child.]

W-well this is a town called Mayfield. Did you just wake up here dear?

futurecalamari January 15 2011, 22:18:35 UTC

[... okay well he can deal with that]

I think so? I w-was talking to some people in the park and w-we figured it might b-be some sort of space-time anomaly or a w-wormhole, b-but...

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