Fourth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[There's something different about Daniel Chroma today. That is, his screaming seems to be a lot more high-pitched. He is no longer an overly-nervous twenty-nine year old. Now he is a positively overwhelmed thirteen year old. Being de-aged means that all of his memories of Mayfield are gone, and now he just wants to know where the hell his nice

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B

[onedayabus]

[and suddenly RIGHT UP IN HIS GRILL]

Found you!

Re: B

[futurecalamari]

[OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED]

AUGH!

[onedayabus]

[HILARITY, THAT'S WHAT]

Wow, you're pretty fucking bad at hiding, mister!

[this is what happens when you're raised by soldiers]

[futurecalamari]

[CLEARLY. And here he is, raised by a prim and doting British mother. This cannot end well.]

O-oh, um, well, I'm n-not familiar with the area and the available h-hiding places, so...

[onedayabus]

Now you find me!

[And, without giving him time to respond, she turns into a small wolf pup and bounds off into a nearby bush]

[futurecalamari]

[Woah hey what just happened. She's a shape-shifter? Not human, then. That's... pretty cool.]

U-um... y-you're in the bush?

[He's just. Gonna crawl out from under the bench. I mean, if they're going to be playing hide and seek, or whatever this is...]

[onedayabus]

Nope!

[The bush shakes and giggles.]

[futurecalamari]

Yes you are.

[Prodding that bush with his foot.]

[onedayabus]

Noooo!

[A "playful" nip at his shoe. Be glad that most of the front ones are missing and/or not fully-grown.]

[futurecalamari]

[AAAH OH MY GOD DON'T EAT HIS FOOT

Just gonna

Flail and then fall flat on his ass]

[onedayabus]

[TACKLING this is so fun!]

[futurecalamari]

[WHAT EVEN

FLAAAAAIL]

[onedayabus]

[oh come on crybaby she's like a puppy

a slavering, sharp-toothed, carnivore puppy

who is just sitting on your chest and looking very pleased]

[futurecalamari]

[..A-awh. Cutest possibly-rabid puppygirl.]

So. Um. I found you, s-so... do I hide now?

[onedayabus]

Yeah!

[The pup steps off his chest and, in one smooth, movement, becomes a little girl again.

Minus clothing.

She doesn't seem to find anything wrong with this.]

[futurecalamari]

[... oh holy fuck what even WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

LOOKING AWAY LOOKING AWAY]

O-oh, um, you should, er...