Third Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[Daniel doesn't know the town the rest of the residents might, but he's gathered enough from the creepy phone calls and television broadcasts, and from everyone else's reactions, to be properly terrified.

That doesn't mean he isn't stupid enough to investigate that classy little regain he was given like the rest of the town.

And now he's flipping

Comments

[sveariket]

Wh're are y'?

[He does not know this person, but it is no drone and there is no reason to let them die. And asking if he is okay would be a bit stupid, it certainly does not sound like it. ...and he kind of shortcut the step where you ask if the other person needs or wants help. It seems obvious.]

[cuttlefidget]

946 Beulah, but it's okayIcanjust--hk!

[Why is he even still on the phone. Daniel, you are terrible at logic.]

[sveariket]

[Runs over there. I hope your door is open, otherwise it will be broken down now. And then he is headed towards the kitchen, because that is his best guess as to where the other person is.]

asfjsoij I AM SO SORRY backtag?

[cuttlefidget]

[CLOSE. He has actually abandoned the phone and is trying to stagger to the bathroom an towards the bath, which is the closest thing he can get to the ocean. He is also going distinctly... blue. All over. A sort of sickly bruise-blue that does not bode well.]

[buildstherobots]

This town is cruel! Weren't you paying attention?!

[Dist isn't concerned about your choking, Daniel. :| You're on your own with that one.]

[cuttlefidget]

[Fuck you, Dist, oh my god, he is dying here!

Okay not really, he just has to remember how to switch back to his lungs. Don't mind him.]

Hhhhhk!

[buildstherobots]

...Goddammit. Just don't die until I get there.

[Click. Dist doesn't know why he gives even half a shit, but he does, and he's going to go smack some sense into him.

...Well, he does have the presence of mind to change clothes first. There is no way he is entering the house of a sick man in his nice clothes.

When he gets there, he does knock, then realizes that was a stupid thing to do and simply enters unannounced. He figures he can just follow the hnrking.]

[cuttlefidget]

[Yeah there's a lot of HRRK-ing going on right now. HRK HRK HRK all up in your grill, Dist. Well, actually, from the downstairs bathroom. Water seems to be running in there.

Investigate y/n?]

[striped_biceps]

Woah! Hey, man, you...gonna be alright?

[cuttlefidget]

[Yeah, he just has to remember how to switch from his gills to his lungs. It's been a while.]

ProbablyIjustneedafewmoments--

[striped_biceps]

[...it's a good thing Cyuss doesn't know he's talking to a fish person.]

Hold on, where are you? I don't understand what the hell you're sayin'!

[cuttlefidget]

[... if he tries to eat Daniel with butter there will be Problems.]

946BeulahbutGIVEMEAMOMENThhhk--

[Luckily the phone cord stretches far enough that he can get into the bathroom and reach JUUUUST far enough to turn on the water in the bathtub. If he can't figure out how to switch back, he damn well isn't going to let himself die because he's too proud to sit awkwardly in his bathtub until he can.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Oh no there is a guy on the phone who is choking. Raz is regretting not trying for that psychic CPR badge now.]

Quick! Find a chair! Give yourself the Heimlich!

[cuttlefidget]

[Raz it is not that kind of choking GOOD TRY THOUGH]

N-noIjustneedwater!

[ra_ra_razputin]

But that'll make it worse!

[He is clearly not getting it.]

[cuttlefidget]

N-no! Ihavegillshhk!

[GONNA TRY AND SCUTTLE TOWARDS THE BATHROOM NOW]

[notsaul]

Oh my god, are you dead.

[JUST CHECKING YO]

[cuttlefidget]

Notyet?

[So much hrrking going on here. So sorry you have to hear this, Annie.]