Third Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

[Daniel doesn't know the town the rest of the residents might, but he's gathered enough from the creepy phone calls and television broadcasts, and from everyone else's reactions, to be properly terrified.

That doesn't mean he isn't stupid enough to investigate that classy little regain he was given like the rest of the town.

And now he's flipping

Comments

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Oh no there is a guy on the phone who is choking. Raz is regretting not trying for that psychic CPR badge now.]

Quick! Find a chair! Give yourself the Heimlich!

[cuttlefidget]

[Raz it is not that kind of choking GOOD TRY THOUGH]

N-noIjustneedwater!

[ra_ra_razputin]

But that'll make it worse!

[He is clearly not getting it.]

[cuttlefidget]

N-no! Ihavegillshhk!

[GONNA TRY AND SCUTTLE TOWARDS THE BATHROOM NOW]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Lightbulb!]

Are you a fish!?

[cuttlefidget]

Partly!

[TURNING ON THE WATER IN THE BATHTUB OH GOD HOPE THIS WORKS

phonecord is ridiculously stretched DANIEL WHY DO YOU NOT JUST PUT IT DOWN]

[ra_ra_razputin]

Like a mermaid? Wait, don't answer that until you can breathe!

[YES PUT THE PHONE DOWN WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING.]

[cuttlefidget]

[HE LOVES TALKING TO YOU SO MUCH RAZ IDK

Hopping in that tub

Gills fluttering awkwardly

OH HAY IT'S KIND OF WORKING]

N-nothing l-like... l-like a mermaid, no...

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz can hear splashing! That must be a good sign.]

Sooo... you're just a person with gills then?

[cuttlefidget]

[SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN A BATH TRYING NOT TO CHOKE TO DEATH]

U-um, well. G-gills and chromatophores and u-um, ink, and...

[Awkward.]