1st Okonomiyaki [Accidental Voice/Action]

[cutefiancee]

[There's a loud splash as something, namely Ukyo, is dumped unceremoniously into the lake. There's more as she wades to the shore and then her angry diatribe starts up full force.]

Hey! Whoever you are, show yourself! You got a lotta nerve pulling a prank like this!

[She gasps and claps her hands over her chest when she realizes that she's in a

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[Action]

[lost_pig_boy]

[Here Ryoga was, minding his own business on his usual aimless journey when suddenly Ukyo drops out of nowhere in the lake. Luckily Ryoga had enough sense to avoid going near the lake, but he was close enough to see her drop. So the bastards finally took her. Who was next?

He parted from his campsite to approach her. It only took a few minutes, long after her challenge, but he still heard it all.]

Shampoo isn't behind it, Ukyo. [Nor was Ranma like he originally thought.]

[Action]

[cutefiancee]

[Since that challenge, Ukyo's been trying to get her bearings and ferret out that little sneak, while getting madder and madder.]

Ryoga!

[It's a happy greeting until she realizes that he's the only person she knows nearby. She slams her hands down on her hips, ignoring the wet t-shirt/dress thing she's got going right now.]

Did you do this?

[Action]

[lost_pig_boy]

Of course I didn't, you fool!

[Look here, woman. He had wings too, and you'd think he'd let Ranma have Akane?]

[Action]

[cutefiancee]

Hey now! Who're you calling a-

[Wait a second! Blink. Blink blink.]

Ryoga! You've got wings too! What's going on here?

[kenpo_kitty]

You sound a lot like someone I know...

Uh... but besides that... earlier today I saw this giant spatula in the shops... Issat yours?

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[cutefiancee]

What?

Who said that? Where are you? Come out!

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[kenpo_kitty]

It's your book. [[Man... someone else did that too... who was it... Recently even...]]

I'm talking to you through the journal. I don't think I'm anywhere near you right now.

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[cutefiancee]

What kind of a fool do you take me for? Books don't talk.

[Bras are possessed by ghosts and boys turn into girls and girls turn into cats, but talking books is way beyond the pale.]

[Voice]

[eidolon_soul]

[Dryly.]

Ranma seems popular. That's twice I've heard someone mention him upon just arriving, now.

[Voice]

[cutefiancee]

That's right, he's my fiance.

Heeeeey! Who said that?

[Looking around but not seeing anyone.]

[Voice]

[eidolon_soul]

Look downward, and you'll see an open book. I'm talking to you through it.

[Voice]

[cutefiancee]

That's ridiculous. Books don't ta-

[Wait. There is a book. And it is in fact producing a voice. What the heck?]

...talk.