1st Okonomiyaki [Accidental Voice/Action]

[cutefiancee]

[There's a loud splash as something, namely Ukyo, is dumped unceremoniously into the lake. There's more as she wades to the shore and then her angry diatribe starts up full force.]

Hey! Whoever you are, show yourself! You got a lotta nerve pulling a prank like this!

[She gasps and claps her hands over her chest when she realizes that she's in a

Comments

[kenpo_kitty]

You sound a lot like someone I know...

Uh... but besides that... earlier today I saw this giant spatula in the shops... Issat yours?

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[cutefiancee]

What?

Who said that? Where are you? Come out!

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[kenpo_kitty]

It's your book. [[Man... someone else did that too... who was it... Recently even...]]

I'm talking to you through the journal. I don't think I'm anywhere near you right now.

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[cutefiancee]

What kind of a fool do you take me for? Books don't talk.

[Bras are possessed by ghosts and boys turn into girls and girls turn into cats, but talking books is way beyond the pale.]

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[kenpo_kitty]

I'm not a talking book! inc using the book to talk. It's like a phone.

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[cutefiancee]

A book like a phone? That's pretty crazy. I don't even seen any bo-

[Now wait a minute. There it is. And... it's got voices coming out of it.]

This thing?

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[kenpo_kitty]

Yup. That's it. Hello!

So, you were saying about a spatula. I saw a giant one, but that's not yours, is it?

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[cutefiancee]

You bet it is, Sugar. Made by the legendary Masamune! I wouldn't mess with it, if I were you.

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[kenpo_kitty]

Sugar? My name's Uriko...

Well... I don't have any reason to touch it really. A giant spatula wouldn't do me any good. What's that thing even for anyway?

Are you... some kind of giant? [[She doesn't know... she just... hears voices right now.]]

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[cutefiancee]

I fight with it of course. Ukyo's the name, okonomiyaki's my game.

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[kenpo_kitty]

You... you make them!? Really!?

Oh god I haven't had anything Japanese since I got here. Pizza is great and all, but... a taste of home would be nice.

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[cutefiancee]

You've never heard of Okonomiyaki Ucchan? I'm the greatest okonomiyaki chef in Japan! Maybe even the world!

Let me find my stuff and a griddle and I'll get you fixed right up.

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[kenpo_kitty]

Nope. Japan's pretty huge bit... we're prolly from different worlds anyway...

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[cutefiancee]

Wait a minute. How can we be from different worlds if we're both from Japan?

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[kenpo_kitty]

It's just how things work... I don't totally get it still but like...Different worlds. Say likes... Instead of you being a good cook, you were a doctor, and the whole world was different because of that.

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[cutefiancee]

Well that doesn't make any sense. Besides, isn't this Japan?

Don't tell me I've caught Ryoga's sense of direction and ended up in China.