Title: Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation (5/?)
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS
Rating: M-but there’s starting to be some smutty stuff now, and it’s not the pairing you expect either, so you have been warned.
Warning: This is a work in progress! Also, crack!fic.
Length: 800 words
For: special_trille. And a special guest dedication this episode ( Read more... )

Title: Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation (4/?)
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS
Rating: M
Warning: This is a work in progress! Also, crack!fic.
Length: 1,000 words
For: special_trille
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people-it’s just a lucid fever-dream.
Summary: In which, if we read very closely, we are introduced to the inevitable ( Read more... )

I'm such a lazy git. I only wrote this one episode of Captain Obvious all weekend, because I was doing such important stuff as sleeping, watching Hugh Jackman have amnesia and be all wolf-like (and I'm seeing a disturbing trend in his film roles), and reading original fic that was really just thinly disguised slash (I'll review it in a seperate ( Read more... )

Title: Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation (2/?)
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS
Rating: M
Warning: This is a work in progress! Also, crack!fic.
Length: 750 words
For: special_trille
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people-it’s just a lucid fever-dream.
Summary: In which the full moon is over-used as a dramatic device.

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Title: Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation (1/?)
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS AU
Rating: M
Warning: This is a work in progress! Also, crack!fic.
Length: 600 words
For: special_trille... <3
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people-it’s just a lucid fever-dream.
Summary: In which we see a super-hero from across a mostly-empty alleyway.

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Anyone feel like making me a leetle prezzy? Something to do with my two favourite boys? A haiku stanza? A piccy? A limerick? A paragraph of smut? A description of one of the handjob duels they had in Doll 3? Anything ( Read more... )

Title: How to Say I Love You and Other Slips of the Tongue
Author: cupidsbow
Pairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS
Rating: NC-17
Length: 6,900 words
For: vegetariansushi, becoz I think u r grate. And for talesinbloom and deleerium because you’re both pretty damn great too :).
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people-it’s just a lucid fever-dream.
Summary: Orlando and Elijah find out just how much ( Read more... )

If I have to read this story one more time, I'm going to start *wibbling*.

But it's all fixed and stuff. So, you know... enjoy!

Title: Elijah’s Collection (3.2)-Play
Author: cupidsbowPairing: EW/OB, LotR RPS (First Time ( Read more... )

I've had to split this story in half, because it's so big... and also because I need to re-write four scenes in part two ( Read more... )

All I can say about this story is that I hope it brings one or two readers some joy, because that will make the writing induced migraine worth it ( Read more... )