The Last Temptation...Of Godot
Genre: crack
Rating: G
Summary: somewhere during the final seconds of the episode, assuming time is not a fixed construct.
"House, how long have we been standing here?"
"I--I don't know, Wilson. It feels like a long time. Or the biggest deja vu I've ever experienced."
"At least a week. Maybe more."
"So that's why I have to pee so bad."
"And why are we holding chickens? I hate chickens!"
(Long silence)
"Thank God. I dropped the chicken. See, Wilson? Nothing happened."
(Long silence)
"But what if I drop the chicken and the world ends? There's got to be a reason we're holding chickens!"
"Wilson, life is random. Drop the chicken. If the world ends, at least we'll be somewhere other than this hallway."
(Long silence, followed by clucks and clicking chicken feet)
''Is that--Masters? Is she walking away? "
"Good riddance. You see, Wilson? Dropping the chickens made everything better."
Rating: G
Summary: somewhere during the final seconds of the episode, assuming time is not a fixed construct.
"House, how long have we been standing here?"
"I--I don't know, Wilson. It feels like a long time. Or the biggest deja vu I've ever experienced."
"At least a week. Maybe more."
"So that's why I have to pee so bad."
"And why are we holding chickens? I hate chickens!"
(Long silence)
"Thank God. I dropped the chicken. See, Wilson? Nothing happened."
(Long silence)
"But what if I drop the chicken and the world ends? There's got to be a reason we're holding chickens!"
"Wilson, life is random. Drop the chicken. If the world ends, at least we'll be somewhere other than this hallway."
(Long silence, followed by clucks and clicking chicken feet)
''Is that--Masters? Is she walking away? "
"Good riddance. You see, Wilson? Dropping the chickens made everything better."