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Conversations with my mother #67321
Mum: [Points to celery in salad bowl] Help yourself to the .... Oh. I've forgotten the word ( Read more... ) -
Conversations with the dead (EA Games)
I just... ARRGH!!!!
(info: You are now ready to chat with Vicky.)
Vicky: Thanks for contacting EA Customer Experience, my name is Vicky. How may I assist you today?
you: Hi Vicky - I've just bought Battlefield 4 for a birthday present but went through the entire process without seeing a gift option
you: it's now appeared on my games library ( ( Read more... ) -
Conversations in the twilight zone
[HIH] Last time in Paris I was driving pig bombs around the Metro.
[Me] WTF???
[HIH] ...
[Me] Pig Bombs!!
[HIH] Pickpockets...
[Me] ...
[Me] ...
[Me] Hang on, that still doesn't parse.
[HIH] :D
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Fic: Super Flumina Babylonis
Title: Super Flumina Babylonis
Word count: 5520
Rating: PG.
Summary: An old fashioned SF morality tale with aliens, newsmen and photographers.
( I was happily cutting out my ex-wife's eyes )
