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[ctarlicious]

Waaaaaaaaah!

My life sucks! I hate this place! My stupid stepsister Dimo's still here and still super mean, my stupid prince is already dating some stupid fake-blonde hussy, my other stupid prince ran away, my stupid clothes went and disappeared, and I... I-I just want my wedding...

Are you still there, fairy godmother? I need some help...

[[OOC: Not

Comments

1/2

[ossesso]

I can't be feeling bad for you too

2/2

[ossesso]

Cinderella, was it?

[magicbloomers]

[Filtered from Cinderella]

I can't believe you ran off with a fake-blonde hussy and made Cinderella cry! You jerk! You're not worthy of your glitter!

[Filtered from Cinderella]

[ossesso]

Fake-blonde who? I haven't met any blondes with whom to run off with, I believe you have the wrong prince.

[novolumecontrol]

The women around here are a strange breed, that's for sure.

[ctarlicious]

Wh-who are you calling strange!?

[novolumecontrol]

You think caterwauling is going to get you a husband?! The girl who beats people up is more lady like that you!

[ctarlicious]

I can beat people up too. Wanna see?

1/?

[magicbloomers]

Oh no!

2/?

[magicbloomers]

...Oops, I mean.

3/?

[magicbloomers]

*vanishes*

4/5

[magicbloomers]

*CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC*

[dontloseyerhat]

Hyu ken't go to da ball, jah?

[ctarlicious]

We'll see about that, you hag!

[blazing_style]

I told you I'm not a pri--

[blazing_style]

I'M NOT DATING ANYONE!

[ctarlicious]

Stop toying with my emotions!

[blazing_style]

I'M NOT!

I'm not a prince and I'm not going out with Rozalin!

Or anyone for that matter.