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[ctarlicious]

Waaaaaaaaah!

My life sucks! I hate this place! My stupid stepsister Dimo's still here and still super mean, my stupid prince is already dating some stupid fake-blonde hussy, my other stupid prince ran away, my stupid clothes went and disappeared, and I... I-I just want my wedding...

Are you still there, fairy godmother? I need some help...

[[OOC: Not

Comments

1/?

[magicbloomers]

Oh no!

2/?

[magicbloomers]

...Oops, I mean.

3/?

[magicbloomers]

*vanishes*

4/5

[magicbloomers]

*CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC*

5/5

[magicbloomers]

Oh no! Did that jerk prince really bail on you?

Don't worry, Cinderella, I'll fix everything!

THREADJACK

[ossesso]

Jerk? I certainly haven't "bailed," I simply hadn't gotten around to it!

THREADJACK

[magicbloomers]

You're no prince at all!

[ctarlicious]

Yeah! You're gonna have to work extra hard to make this up to me!

[magicbloomers]

Don't worry! We'll just cut forward straight to the ball!

Only this time, you can have a coach that can fly! And...we'd better really up the ante on the dress.

How's this?

No, wait! This!

THREADJACK 1/2

[ossesso]

I most certainly am, just ask my-

Re: THREADJACK 2/2

[ossesso]

...father.

1/2

[magicbloomers]

But in spirit, you're definitely--

2/2

[magicbloomers]

Um. Are you okay?

You're sort of brooding a little.

[ossesso]

It's nothing. I just need to find my Symmetrical Kingdom and then it won't be an issue.

1/2

[magicbloomers]

Oh, I get it... You're that kind of prince.

2/2

[magicbloomers]

Prince, you can't just try to hide your emotions behind a veil of cruelty and an endless procession of fake blonde distractions!