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[ctarlicious]

Waaaaaaaaah!

My life sucks! I hate this place! My stupid stepsister Dimo's still here and still super mean, my stupid prince is already dating some stupid fake-blonde hussy, my other stupid prince ran away, my stupid clothes went and disappeared, and I... I-I just want my wedding...

Are you still there, fairy godmother? I need some help...

[[OOC: Not

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

The women around here are a strange breed, that's for sure.

[ctarlicious]

Wh-who are you calling strange!?

[novolumecontrol]

You think caterwauling is going to get you a husband?! The girl who beats people up is more lady like that you!

[ctarlicious]

I can beat people up too. Wanna see?

[novolumecontrol]

THAT MAKES YOU LESS CHARMING, IDIOT! No wonder you can't find a prince!

[ctarlicious]

I bet I could find a prince faster than you could!

[novolumecontrol]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT A PRINCE?!! Think before you talk!