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[ctarlicious]

HELL YES!

I knew I was special! Alright, you Terran punks, listen up:

I, THE SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AISHA CLAN CLAN, AM AN AMBASSADOR OF THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS AND TOTALLY AWESOME CTARL CTARL EMPIRE. Captain Aisha Clanclan. Yeah. That's me.

So I hereby claim this island in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl military. Yep. Sorry. I know they're not here yet, so

Comments

[blazing_style]

You can't just go around claiming places as your own like that.

[ctarlicious]

Correction: you can't just go around claiming places as your own like that.

[blazing_style]

Uh, no. No one can do that.

How would you like it if someone came into your room and said all your things were theirs?

[ctarlicious]

I'd kill them. Horribly. Why? Getting some ideas?

[novolumecontrol]

Are these superior feline overlords going to make themselves sick eating fucking raw turkey meat too?

[ctarlicious]

No, only I do that!

I mean NO, who even does that anyway

[novolumecontrol]

Vooi! Forgive me if I'm not exactly shaking in my boots.

[ctarlicious]

I'll think about it.

[yournewoverlord]

What. What?

I can't even get pissed off here. Yet. Just. What?

[ctarlicious]

Maybe someday you too can be a respected conquering hero like me.

[yournewoverlord]

I shouldn't even dignify you with a beating. Feline Overlords. Nekomata have no ruling skills. They invest all their Netherworlds' resources in yarn.

[ctarlicious]

What the hell is a Nekomata? I am a proud and dignified Ctarl Ctarl, not some soft drink or plastic toy or whatever a Nekomata is.

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 13
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[ctarlicious]

YOU'RE MINE!

*net*

[turkeydayeden]

AISHA threw NET!

...

...

...

...Gotcha! WILD TURKEY was caught!

[ctarlicious]

And that's why I'm awesome.

[seal_released]

Kukukuku. Captain of the Mangy Flea-Ridden Brigade, eh? Congratulations!

[ctarlicious]

Who let you inside?

[seal_released]

"Let" me inside? Oh, you must be housebroken. How sad, needing someone to let you in and out.

[ctarlicious]

How the hell do you even operate doorknobs? You have paws.