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HELL YES!
I knew I was special! Alright, you Terran punks, listen up:
I, THE SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AISHA CLAN CLAN, AM AN AMBASSADOR OF THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS AND TOTALLY AWESOME CTARL CTARL EMPIRE. Captain Aisha Clanclan. Yeah. That's me.
So I hereby claim this island in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl military. Yep. Sorry. I know they're not here yet, so while we wait, why don't you lackeys see about making me comfortable? When your superior feline overlords come to claim the place, I'll put in a good word for you. They'll probably even rename the place to honor my brave expedition. How does "Aisha Eden" sound to you guys? Too flashy?
Of course, if anyone has a problem with that, I guess you could go ahead and talk to the beast form that I totally remembered earlier. You know, the one that eats bears like popcorn? Yeah. That beast form. I'm sure you guys will have a nice long chat.
This is Ambassador Clanclan, signing off! Man, my memories are awesome! I musta been so respected back home!
[[OOC: 2% spent on Ctarl Ctarl culture and being in the military.]]