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[ctarlicious]

HELL YES!

I knew I was special! Alright, you Terran punks, listen up:

I, THE SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AISHA CLAN CLAN, AM AN AMBASSADOR OF THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS AND TOTALLY AWESOME CTARL CTARL EMPIRE. Captain Aisha Clanclan. Yeah. That's me.

So I hereby claim this island in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl military. Yep. Sorry. I know they're not here yet, so

Comments

[blazing_style]

You can't just go around claiming places as your own like that.

[ctarlicious]

Correction: you can't just go around claiming places as your own like that.

[blazing_style]

Uh, no. No one can do that.

How would you like it if someone came into your room and said all your things were theirs?

[ctarlicious]

I'd kill them. Horribly. Why? Getting some ideas?

[blazing_style]

I wouldn't go into your room even if you paid me.

You also missed the point completely.

[ctarlicious]

Maybe that's exactly what I was planning.

HAH! Another Terran outwitted by brilliant Ctarl Ctarl logic. It's a wonder this place hasn't been overrun already.

[blazing_style]

What logic? You're just babbling nonsense.

[ctarlicious]

It's not nonsense if a Ctarl Ctarl says it!