In December of 2008, Christina Ricci was filming her movie After.Life in Lynbrook, NY.

For those of you who don't get it, the woman I have spent my entire adult life drooling over was less than an hour's drive away.

I feel a great opportunity has been missed. :(

So, I'm coughing up blood. I'm going to go way out on a limb and assume nothing good is coming of this.

I'm getting over my "swine flu" and just got bit on the arm by an unidentified species of spider. Something is trying to kill me this week, I know it.

I have a cold. I'm stabbing the next person who starts whining at me about swine flu.

What the hell, is numetal coming back? Slipknot is heading Madison Square Garden (I didn't think they had that level of draw six years ago, let alone now), and Motograter is getting back together. Normally, I'd be a little excited about that last bit (yeah, I still like numetal, unashamedly), but they got a new singer, so meh.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ

I seem to be the only one not ecstatic over what's his ass winning. Like I've been saying, his speeches have consistently shown two things. A)He's an amazing public speaker, and B)he just might be the vaguest son of a bitch I've ever heard. So not only are we going in with this man who's full plan is known only to him, but there's also that bit ( Read more... )

I'm a long way from home
And everything is wrong
Someone please watch over me

This house is infested with bugs. Those big mosquitoes, grass hoppers, moths, beetles. Now, I'm not a squeamish guy, so usually I'll just catch them and throw them out the door, since they really haven't done anything to deserve to die. However, a second ago, there was a centipede walking through the kitchen. You can call me a pussy if you want, ( Read more... )

All right, this is almost tolerable now.