listen. today is my birthday. i am eight of your years. susie's calling it a mid life crisis.
yes, i know, you're late with my presents, but i will give you a few extra days - and some guidance.
here's the list.
1. i must have
HER.
2. i will impress her, wearing
THIS.
3. i will win her over with
THIS.
4. and i will treat her to a day at
THE
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