ahem . . . . happy birthday.
listen. today is my birthday. i am eight of your years. susie's calling it a mid life crisis.
yes, i know, you're late with my presents, but i will give you a few extra days - and some guidance.
here's the list.
1. i must have HER.
2. i will impress her, wearing THIS.
3. i will win her over with THIS.
4. and i will treat her to a day at THE CLUB.
5. i will take her home to snuggle in THIS.
6. then i will come home to sleep and dream in THIS.
yes, i know, you're late with my presents, but i will give you a few extra days - and some guidance.
here's the list.
1. i must have HER.
2. i will impress her, wearing THIS.
3. i will win her over with THIS.
4. and i will treat her to a day at THE CLUB.
5. i will take her home to snuggle in THIS.
6. then i will come home to sleep and dream in THIS.