I've always said that I don't have any real-life heroes. In 2010, perhaps, this should change ( Read more... )

So I saw these two girls last night at Rhino:

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Uhhh ( Read more... )

Had a dream last night about two very unrelated things, although I believe they were somehow part of the same general nonsense ( Read more... )

UH HEY GUYS

WANNA KNOW HOW HARD MY LIFE RULZ??????????

HERE'S

HOW

HARD

OK SO
MY BAND (LUST-CATS OF THE GUTTERS) PLAYED ITS FIRST SHOW ON SATURDAY TO A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF EXCITING ACCLAIM
BEFORE THEN (WITH NO SHOWS YET PLAYED) WE WERE VOTED 297TH BEST BAND IN DENVER

AND UHHH

NOW WE'VE BEEN TWITTERED ABOUT BY

COURTNEY ( Read more... )

I've sure been fucking up lately ( Read more... )

"Waaht is a fgemale Orgasm? Trip to Moscow top prize inn Hungary uprising quiz"

I used to be like UGGGH when people would say "toats" as short for "totally" but when you say it like THIS ( Read more... )

I can't believe it took me so long to realize that being a big fish in a little pond is a big pile of ridiculous ( Read more... )

You know what? Fuck it ( Read more... )