UH HEY GUYS
WANNA KNOW HOW HARD MY LIFE RULZ??????????
HERE'S
HOW
HARD
OK SO
MY BAND (LUST-CATS OF THE GUTTERS) PLAYED ITS FIRST SHOW ON SATURDAY TO A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF EXCITING ACCLAIM
BEFORE THEN (WITH NO SHOWS YET PLAYED) WE WERE VOTED 297TH BEST BAND IN DENVER
AND UHHH
NOW WE'VE BEEN TWITTERED ABOUT BY
COURTNEY
FUCKINNGGGGGG
LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE WAS LIKE DUDE MODERN GIRL BANDS SUCK BUT OH WAIT, THIS ONE DOESN'T HERE'S THEIR MYSPACE LINK
THE SONG SHE LIKED IS "REVENGE BIKINI BODY"
FUCKIN CHECK IT
HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LUSTCATS
OUR NEXT SHOW SHALL BE AT THE END OF AUGUST WITH OUR BELOVED BROTHER BAND THE GOOCHI BOIZ (ALSO THE BAND THAT INCLUDES MY DELICIOUS LOVER ON BASS) AND HEADLINED BY GARAGE WEIRDO NOBUNNY
SOOOOOOO REEEEEEEAAALLLLLL DUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEE
I WILL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THE LINER NOTES