i-i was rejected

[criminalize]

fiertia:
fucking marry me
right now

ich_faultier:
if we have a vegas wedding i will kneecap you

fiertia:
... what the hell, MSN used to have a ring emoticon

ich_faultier:
I KNOW

fiertia:
i can't offer you a ring D:
accept a capital o instead?
O <-- here is your ring

ich_faultier:
FAIL
not even any bling

/HEARTBROKEN FOREVER except not really

Comments

[scientific]

You can marry me and become a Canadian?

[criminalize]

only if we can ride off into the sunset surrounded by mounties for our honeymoon

[gummedingly]

[criminalize]

EWWW WHO WOULD WANT YOU

DO NOT WANT SUGAR/YOUR SNOT AS A DOWRY

[gummedingly]

OH PRZ strawberry milk would be dowry

[heroedingly]

no one in my family likes strawberries

or milk, for that matter

[ich_faultier]

Now that is suitably bling'd out. I'll consider your offer while I dream about the sheer deliciousness that is Clive Owen.

[criminalize]

cheating on me before we're even married, too? good god, debbie.

also i am googling him right now. what is it with you and older men.

[ryotakishu]

you don't even have to ask bb~<3