i-i was rejected

[criminalize]

fiertia:
fucking marry me
right now

ich_faultier:
if we have a vegas wedding i will kneecap you

fiertia:
... what the hell, MSN used to have a ring emoticon

ich_faultier:
I KNOW

fiertia:
i can't offer you a ring D:
accept a capital o instead?
O <-- here is your ring

ich_faultier:
FAIL
not even any bling

/HEARTBROKEN FOREVER except not really

Comments

[gummedingly]

[criminalize]

EWWW WHO WOULD WANT YOU

DO NOT WANT SUGAR/YOUR SNOT AS A DOWRY

[gummedingly]

OH PRZ strawberry milk would be dowry

[heroedingly]

no one in my family likes strawberries

or milk, for that matter

[gummedingly]

too bad

[heroedingly]

zack grew up in a mud hut, his family wants a bear as a dowry

[gummedingly]

who the hell gives a bear as dowry anyway

[heroedingly]

hey, bears are very useful yanno. you can rent them out to the circus and then when they bust their knees you can eat them and use their fur for coats.