A Special Announcement, Folks!

[crime_computer]

I've got a special announcement to make, folks. The summertime's rolling around next month, so there's no better time than the present to reveal my big surprise! Most of my good ol' friends out there might have noticed that I've been real quiet lately, eh? Well, it ain't for nothing! I've been working for these past few months, writing new songs,

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[3rd_floor_view]

A swimming pool? Will it be handicap accessible? By law it should be...should it?

[crime_computer]

Don't worry, my boy! Equal opportunity swimming for all of the inmates, eh? Definitely don't want to leave anyone out of the fun! HO HO HO!

[3rd_floor_view]

Great! I can't wait. Thanks for pushing it through for us, Mr. Gant.

[0000ff]

I was browsing the social networks most directly linked to my journal when I noticed your intriguing username. May I ask why you chose it?