[Video] 004.

[creepyshitking]

[ Dexter switches on his webcam. All that can be seen behind him is an almost sterile kitchen. This song is playing, slightly muffled, from somewhere off-screen. Dexter looks worried. When he does speak it's softly, so that no one else in the house can hear. Sorry to be thematic... My step-daughter has been listening to this all afternoon

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[voice]

[namedfortragedy]

[You can hear the sound of paper moving around in the background. Multi-tasking. She's good at it.]

... She'll listen to it anyways if you tell her not to.

I'm pretty sure she does the dollar sign to look cool.

If a normal teenage girl is listening to it than just about everyone is.

[voice]

[creepyshitking]

She will? I mean, I guess she will..

It makes her look uneducated, but when I read an article about her it said her IQ is over 140.

...Really? Everyone is listening to this?

[voice]

[namedfortragedy]

She will. If you say no it means you won't have to listen to it though.

That's probably why she did it. She was smart enough to know people would find that cool.

Yes. Teenage girls only do what everyone else does. At least that's what the normal ones do.

[...]

I don't mean literally everyone.

[voice]

[creepyshitking]

I don't understand.

...I guess that makes sense.

But all teenaged girls?

All normal teenaged girls?

[acrotomophile]

Discovering the joys of fatherhood already, Dex?

I admit I'm curious about this Ke$ha. Must be from past my time.

[creepyshitking]

It's been five years. [ like Brian needs reminding ]

She only became popular recently, what I've gleaned from Google.

[acrotomophile]

Sorry, I'll clarify: of fathering a teenager. Better?

But you don't know yourself? Come on, little brother, keep up with the times.

[creepyshitking]

Better.

I don't listen to the radio.

[hereafter_candy]

...... That's music where you're from?

[creepyshitking]

Apparently.

[hereafter_candy]

It sounds like a teen fantasy gone seriously wrong.

[creepyshitking]

I'm beginning to think that's all she is. A figment of someone's very frightening daydream.

[pinball_baby]

Not really my sort of thing, but she's pretty popular, I think. How old is your step-daughter?

[creepyshitking]

Twelve.

[pinball_baby]

Uh. She might be a bit young, then.

[creepyshitking]

You think so? All music is about sex. And Astor's a smart girl, I'm not.. that worried. Though the way she dresses sometimes, is scary.

I'm more worried about the fact that this Ke$ha person always seems high or drunk on - something.