Joke Twenty Nine: Worst Valentines EVER

[crazyclownwoman]

 EDWARD NIGMA, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

[Hey Mayfield, guess who just woke up with some leftover rage and the knowledge that she totally made out with her friend/fellow Arkham inmate for no real reason.

Yeah. Not hard.

Housemates you can find her inside the house, hugging a stuffed clown doll and either crying or angrily ranting in a seething rage.]

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[puzzlerprince]

...did you really have to announce that to the whole town?!

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[crazyclownwoman]

DON'T YOU EVEN START! Ugh...I can't believe I thought we were dating!

.....

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[crazyclownwoman]

[Voice suddenly drops and yeah, sounding quite similar to her "normal" boyfriend now.]

This, NEVER happened. Alright. In fact, if you ever mention it to anyone. I'll kill you.

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[puzzlerprince]

[Oh, it shows, Harley. It really shows.]

My lips are sealed.

[brbgoing2russia]

Do you want an audience?

[crazyclownwoman]

Sure, bring a mallet and you can help too.

[brbgoing2russia]

So, uh, before I jump in on this opportunity, can I ask what he did? Other than being a jerk about someone totally awesome.

[crazyclownwoman]

He tried to escape this place, and he was planning to leave me here!

[numanstan]

... Did I miss somethin'?

[crazyclownwoman]

That jerk tried to escape and leave me here!

[That is the version of the rage everyone else is getting.]

[numanstan]

What! Kill him.

[When you've been in Mayfield for two years, that's a hanging offense.]

[crazyclownwoman]

I should! The bastard!

I can't believe he did that! I trusted him!