Joke Twenty Nine: Worst Valentines EVER

Feb 20, 2011 22:30

 EDWARD NIGMA, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

[Hey Mayfield, guess who just woke up with some leftover rage and the knowledge that she totally made out with her friend/fellow Arkham inmate for no real reason.

Yeah. Not hard.

Housemates you can find her inside the house, hugging a stuffed clown doll and either crying or angrily ranting in a seething rage.]

eddie, my love life sucks, i hate this place

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 02:32:29 UTC
...did you really have to announce that to the whole town?!

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[Filtered] 1/2 crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 02:38:49 UTC
DON'T YOU EVEN START! Ugh...I can't believe I thought we were dating!

.....

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[Filtered] 2/2 crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 02:39:31 UTC
[Voice suddenly drops and yeah, sounding quite similar to her "normal" boyfriend now.]

This, NEVER happened. Alright. In fact, if you ever mention it to anyone. I'll kill you.

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 02:40:37 UTC
[Oh, it shows, Harley. It really shows.]

My lips are sealed.

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[Filtered] crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 02:57:33 UTC
Good.

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 03:12:26 UTC
...it could have been worse.

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[Filtered] crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 03:13:54 UTC
[Humph]

Right. I think I'd like it better if it was someone I didn't know. At least then I could just ignore them forever.

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 03:20:56 UTC
...I don't suppose it's too late for an apology, is it?

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[Filtered] crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 03:23:59 UTC
For what. Stabbing me in the back and plannin' ta leave me here?

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 03:24:33 UTC
...yes. For that.

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[Filtered] crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 03:25:39 UTC
Why should I believe you're not just going to do it again? Huh.

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 03:32:45 UTC
Because---

[A sigh. Are you going to make him say it? Are you really going to make him say it?]

Because this isn't just about me getting out. It never has been. I understand that now. If we're going to get back to Gotham, you and I are going to have to work together. Believe me on this.

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[Filtered] crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 03:42:04 UTC
[Yes....]

And what about the other people here.

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 03:46:32 UTC
...they go too. We all go.

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[Filtered] crazyclownwoman February 21 2011, 03:53:50 UTC
Good.

Alright then. I'll forgive you.

This time.

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[Filtered] puzzlerprince February 21 2011, 03:56:39 UTC
You're an angel of mercy, Harley.

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