Joke Thirty Four | The most wonderful time of the year

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay well I totally called zombies....even if I figured that they'd do them in October. But anyone whose been here for over two years now....HA! TOLD YOU SO!

Which reminds me.

It's October! Which means the best holiday ever is coming up! Halloween! Any kid out there? You don't know what Halloween is? Two words.

Free Candy.

Okay and Lucas! You're goin'

Comments

B.

[dancingapricot]

[Admiring the toy display as Harley sets them up.]

Wow. The toys here sure are old-fashioned! I've never seen anything like half of these.

[crazyclownwoman]

I know right? It's nuts.

[Putting some old dolls out.]

[dancingapricot]

[Laughing.] Yeah, it sure is! [One of the dolls catches her eye.] Wait! You're not allowed to let me see that one, are you?

[crazyclownwoman]

Um......

why?

a

[pants_yourmove]

[[Wait, large hyena's? He sees them and freezes at first.

He had just crossed the road. Now he kind of wanted to run, not quite sure if they'd chase him so he tried staying perfectly still.]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[......Congrats Aaron you now have the attention of two hyenas. ...stalking over. Harley's chasing after them]

Bud, Lou! Get back here!

[pants_yourmove]

[[Don't move... don't move... don't move...

Run!

The Coyote bolts! Taking off across the street.]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[And the chase is on! Two hyena's are chasing you now. Harley running after them.]

[doublerinbow]

Ohhh! Halloween is a big holiday for Americans, isn't it? That's so cool! ♪

[Rin tends to celebrate it with her brother even though Japan generally doesn't. Excitement is in her voice.]

[crazyclownwoman]

It's the best! You get to dress up and get candy, and it's a blast!

[doublerinbow]

I always dress up - [she usually has a new halloween-themed song or two to sing] - but this is probably the first time I'll actually be able to score candy for it.

Jeez, and it's at the end of this month! I need to start planning right away. ♪

[crazyclownwoman]

I know right! Everyone should start planning.

[phone]

[uranophobe]

No parties. [just putting his foot down right here, right now.]

[phone]

[crazyclownwoman]

Aw come on Professor....

We've got to all get together and do something...

[uranophobe]

[hnnnngh don't do this to him child...] I'm afraid I'm going to be far too busy for any get-togethers.

[crazyclownwoman]

But Professor....we never all get together.

[Come on....]

What are you working on anyway?

A

[miraculls]

[Oh yay, it's clownsis! With two adorable woofbeasts! Yeah, when it comes to Gamzee's world, hyenas do not rank high at all on the list of beasts that are terrifying, so Gamzee will just be rushing over with stars in his eyes.]

Are those woofbeasts all being yours, clownsis? They're real motherfuckin' cute!

[crazyclownwoman]

[Yup, and she's in full costume this time Gamzee. She grins when she see's him.]

Yup! This is Bud and this is Lou!

[miraculls]

[Oh, Harley. Even if you are too old for him and he already might have a girlfriend, he will never stop having a tiny little crush on you. Girl knows how to dress.]

Hey, woofbros! [Immediately starts petting one of them.] Where'd you find them, chica? I bet hivesis and best friend would be real happy if I brought one back to the hive too.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh they're from home. Adopted them from a circus.