Joke Thirty Four | The most wonderful time of the year

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay well I totally called zombies....even if I figured that they'd do them in October. But anyone whose been here for over two years now....HA! TOLD YOU SO!

Which reminds me.

It's October! Which means the best holiday ever is coming up! Halloween! Any kid out there? You don't know what Halloween is? Two words.

Free Candy.

Okay and Lucas! You're goin'

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[miraculls]

[Oh yay, it's clownsis! With two adorable woofbeasts! Yeah, when it comes to Gamzee's world, hyenas do not rank high at all on the list of beasts that are terrifying, so Gamzee will just be rushing over with stars in his eyes.]

Are those woofbeasts all being yours, clownsis? They're real motherfuckin' cute!

[crazyclownwoman]

[Yup, and she's in full costume this time Gamzee. She grins when she see's him.]

Yup! This is Bud and this is Lou!

[miraculls]

[Oh, Harley. Even if you are too old for him and he already might have a girlfriend, he will never stop having a tiny little crush on you. Girl knows how to dress.]

Hey, woofbros! [Immediately starts petting one of them.] Where'd you find them, chica? I bet hivesis and best friend would be real happy if I brought one back to the hive too.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh they're from home. Adopted them from a circus.

[miraculls]

[squeaks a little and hugs the hyena closer to him oh gosh real life circus dogs]

You were in a circus? [please excuse the fangirl waves gushing out of him right now]

[crazyclownwoman]

Well...not for long. We kinda were just passin' through and went to see the circus.

Only they didn't look after Bud and Lou so we took them off their hands.

[miraculls]

Awwawaugh, why wouldn't they be all taking care of a couple of fine woofbrothers like these? That ain't sounding like a real mirthful circus to me.

[crazyclownwoman]

Because they were a bunch of jerks. They went out of business after we left anyway though.