Joke Thirty Four | The most wonderful time of the year

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay well I totally called zombies....even if I figured that they'd do them in October. But anyone whose been here for over two years now....HA! TOLD YOU SO!

Which reminds me.

It's October! Which means the best holiday ever is coming up! Halloween! Any kid out there? You don't know what Halloween is? Two words.

Free Candy.

Okay and Lucas! You're goin'

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[pants_yourmove]

[[Wait, large hyena's? He sees them and freezes at first.

He had just crossed the road. Now he kind of wanted to run, not quite sure if they'd chase him so he tried staying perfectly still.]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[......Congrats Aaron you now have the attention of two hyenas. ...stalking over. Harley's chasing after them]

Bud, Lou! Get back here!

[pants_yourmove]

[[Don't move... don't move... don't move...

Run!

The Coyote bolts! Taking off across the street.]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[And the chase is on! Two hyena's are chasing you now. Harley running after them.]

[pants_yourmove]

[[Thank someone that coyote's are faster than Hyena's.

Not by much though but he's a lot smaller.

He darted for some bushes and through a gap that was hopefully too small for them. Hoping they weren't working together.]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Hope...good one. Jumping through the bushes after you.]

[pants_yourmove]

[[One mistake and they'll have him! He continues to run, keeping to back yards until he's sure the woman is out of sight.

Okay, time to play a trick.

Aaron skids to a hault, digging in his back legs as he does so and... changes.

Growing larger before becoming the two legged werecoyote. Taller than a person and thicker. With teeth and claws. Growling at them as he turns to face them.

Time to pretend to be scary!]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[They stop for a moment....look at each other ...and then growl back. Starting to move in....Son, you are not the Joker on a bad day. Luckily for...well either party. Harley has caught up by then and grabs them....and then see's the monster and screams.

You might want to sort this out Aaron before she grabs something to attack you with.]

[pants_yourmove]

[[Great, this looks like it's going to hurt. Then Harley arrives.

Sort this out? Well, changing down means going naked... so...

He instead blinks, turns and runs. Time to get out while she has them by the leash.

He's fast, faster than he is as a person at least. Leaping hedges and fences pretty easily.]]

[crazyclownwoman]

[OOOOOkay....Harley just looks confused but focus on calming Bud and Lou down.]