After watching a Dave & Buster's commercial where there are little versions of the actors that they refer to as their "fun ( Read more... )

I see your bare-backed horse and bare-backed boy wizard and raise you a full-frontal boy wizard. Foreskins are wild.


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Me: Goodnight, Trinity.
Trinity: Wait, Mom. Can you help me find a purple dildo in a pile of trash?
Me: ...
Trinity: It's an easter egg. In Grand Theft Auto.
Me: Do you need help because you don't know what a dildo looks like?
Trinity: Mom, you are not very careful with your stuff. I know what a dildo looks like.

Trinity has recently made a mix cd that he is listening to ad nauseum in the car. On this cd are a few obligatory teen angst/emo tracks of Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance, a buttload of Tenacious D because Jack Black is a shinny golden god to my 13 year old, some Harry and the Potters to please his mother, some Mudhoney to please his father ( Read more... )

Today is Trinity's birthday. He is 13.  13!!!  How the fuck did that happen?  He also has strep-throat. How that happened is not as confusing. All birthday plans have been canceled. Sad for him ( Read more... )

So.  I have a thing.  It's an official thing. Don't ask me what that means. I don't know. But it is a really good thing. A great thing actually.  It's an internet thing, again. And like the last, I met her in a Harry Potter role playing game. (Shut up.) But, it's a very different thing than the last thing I had. This one is better, feels less crazy ( Read more... )

So what I want to know is...WHO SENT THE FUCKING FLOWERS?!?

I am pretty sure that BRLT's production of Cats! is a Horcrux, because I know I left a huge portion of my soul there with that show.

Everyone,

Please excuse my little pity party post.  I was feeling  sorry for myself.  I thought about deleting the post, but that is stupid, too.

It was gross and I am sorry.

Danielle

I saw Sting in 1988 at the Lakefront Arena ...Nothing Like the Sun tour.  It was pretty good.  But the afternoon of the concert a group of us were playing volleyball behind the UNO dorm and Sting was out jogging around the lake, he saw us, came over and changed our volleyball game into a soccer game. Played with us for about an hour and THAT was ( Read more... )