A conversation I am sure I'm not ever ever ever suppose to repeat, but just can't help myself.
After watching a Dave & Buster's commercial where there are little versions of the actors that they refer to as their "fun."
Me: Why is his fun so small?
Trinity: That's what she said!
Me: Oh my god, Trinity. You should totally call your penis that.
Trinity: What? As in "Suck my fun, bitch."? Ha. I think I will.
Me: Don't ever tell anyone your mother named your penis.
Trinity: Don't worry.
See where he failed was not telling me not to tell people. Not that that would have stopped me.
Me: Why is his fun so small?
Trinity: That's what she said!
Me: Oh my god, Trinity. You should totally call your penis that.
Trinity: What? As in "Suck my fun, bitch."? Ha. I think I will.
Me: Don't ever tell anyone your mother named your penis.
Trinity: Don't worry.
See where he failed was not telling me not to tell people. Not that that would have stopped me.