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i came in between nick and his baby yesterday. nick stood up on his hind legs and started grunting. i took a couple steps back and tried to intimidate him with an assertive voice. only then did he charge. i knew it wasn't a bluff. nick ran full force and i dropped to the floor. he sniffed my limp body, nibbled my ear lobe gently, and left me ( Read more... )

i've been in alaska for 2 weeks now. i've befriended 2 squirrels already and they've been inviting me to the socials down at the dam. beavers make very good friends because their houses are sweet. "lakeside my ass, that shit is on the lake".

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Visitors can stay in your dorms for $13/day or make reservations for the campsites. they can go to: www.reservedenali.com (They'll be able to make reservations after 2/15/06). The campgrounds here in the east end of the park, close to where you'll be working include: Riley Creek and Savage campground (about 12 miles in on the park road). For ( Read more... )

While hunting in the forests I found a white horse that regner desperately wanted. one night regner stole it from my stable. he painted black stripes on it so i would not recognize it and he thought the stripes would make the horse so ugly no other villager would try to steal it from him. The next day i told him, "that's not my fucking horse." ( Read more... )

you can't make a horse simply by sawing off the horn on a unicorn.

I. Introduction
       A. Attention getter

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that fell asleep?
A. Dino-snorus!

B. Background information

Q. What do you get when you cross a human with a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Brachiosaurus?
A. Ultra-zord!
       C. Thesis

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Like any sequel, i find a plot hole and try to find meaning to it. I forgot my shoes the day i left. how do i leave my shoes behind?

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