african storytelling 201
While hunting in the forests I found a white horse that regner desperately wanted. one night regner stole it from my stable. he painted black stripes on it so i would not recognize it and he thought the stripes would make the horse so ugly no other villager would try to steal it from him. The next day i told him, "that's not my fucking horse." regner couldn't beleive it! he had his very own galloping stallion! many years later the virgin horse concieved and had babies, 4 to be exact. 3 were white and therefore superior to other horses in all aspects especially concentrations of superglue which ran viscously through thier veins. they were stolen before they could even stand; sold to Elmer, the village glue-smith for atleast 9 kola nuts. the one striped horse John named Zebra. Zebra went on to have many striped babies except they were beautiful. That is how the zebra got its stripes.