friends only.

'cause i'm insanely paranoid.

"richard nixon is so hideous, he's beautiful. he's the only president that i find attractive, but not in a gay way." - bobby

so tonight! things kicked off with a drunkish guy banging on the door around 9:30.

"can i use your phone? i just got into a fight down the street." he appeared shaken.

"uh... no, i don't think so," i replied, having reread a clockwork orange the day before ( Read more... )

so. bobby missed the bus this morning and needed a ride to school.

my stepdad lumbered down the hallway in a flannel-and-denim fury, and roared "ARE YOU READY FOR THE ULTIMATE RIDE TO SCHOOL!?"

"yeah," bobby replied.

i was talking to my grandmother on the phone and, in an attempt to liven up the conversation, announced that i was pregnant ( Read more... )

bobby and i used to live with my dad during the summer, up until i was about 10 ( Read more... )