weird dreams ( Read more... )

so we went to that wedding and everyone, including the bride and groom, was shitfaced before the ceremony even started. the toast came out like "a toast to eternal love! a toast to sex in swimming pools, and sex in kitchens, and sex in other peoples' beds ( Read more... )

i dreamed i was in a rollerblading competition in school. but then i ran into someone i knew, and got embarrassed and tried to leave, but kept falling because i was walking in rollerblades. then i tried to drive home on a gravel road but my brakes were out and there was all this traffic. i kept swerving into different lanes and trying not to die, ( Read more... )

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i had a dream where i was trying to find a dawson's creek box set for someone for christmas at a walmart with no roof and listening to "a perfect sonnet" on my ipod. that i don't own ( Read more... )

i live in louisiana again. love beetle dog ( Read more... )

i'm over at catherine's like everyday raping the motherfuck out of craigslist for a job ( Read more... )

this was a few years ago ( Read more... )

i finally, for the first time in my life, have my own cell phone. and the number is 985-217-5487 ( Read more... )

i need to get on like a crystal meth oriented diet, 'cause i'd really like to drop quite a few pounds.

and i could produce stunning works of genius at the same time.

in the form of books.

that's how i'm going to become an author.