PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM RUFFLES!!!!!!

[death_by_lolli]

EXCUSE ME...
WOULD ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO ADOPT ME?

THE ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE TO NOT GO AWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, TO NOT BE DRUNK 24/7 AND TRY TO MOLEST ME..., AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

SOMEONE THAT ISN'T FRENCH.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...

Comments

[demonic_milf]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH FRENCH PEOPLE?

[death_by_lolli]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH FRENCH PEOPLE?! WELL FOR ONE THEY'RE WEAK. BUT MOST OF ALL THEY'RE PEDOS!

[demonic_milf]

...OKAY, YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE.

[death_by_lolli]

YEAH...AND IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN IT'S YOUR FATHER...

[lvl10lesboelf]

WHAT'S A FRENCH?

[death_by_lolli]

IT'S THE WORST RACE TO EVER EXIST.

THEY'RE WEAK, SNOBBY, ALCOHOLICS, AND CRACKHEADS...

[lvl10lesboelf]

DO THEY WORK FOR THE SWAMP WITCH? THAT DESCRIPTION SOUNDS EERILY SIMILAR TO SOME OF HER MORE WELL-KNOWN MINIONS.

[death_by_lolli]

SOME OF THEM MIGHT. I'M NOT REALLY SURE...

BUT IF IT MEANS THEY'RE A DISGRACE TO MAN-KIND THEN YES.

[6bbb_yeah]

B-BUT AMY...WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? HAVEN'T I BEEN A GOOD FATHER? I THINK I'VE BEEN A GOOD FATHER...

[lvl10lesboelf]

[JUMPING DOWN OUT OF NOWHERE AND PREPARING A BATTLE STANCE]

ARE YOU THE HORRENDOUS FRENCH?

[6bbb_yeah]

*WOAH, DIDN'T EXPECT THAT. DRAWS HIS RAPIER*

WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME?!

[lvl10lesboelf]

A YOUNG LADY ASKED TO BE FREE OF YOU AND YOUR VILE, DEMONIC WAYS, AND I AM HER PROTECTOR. I KNOW WHO YOU WORK FOR; YOU CANNOT LIE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.

[scarylobsters]

...

[death_by_lolli]

...

I SENSE AN EPIC THREAD.

[scarylobsters]

...HELLO.

8) MAYBE.

[death_by_lolli]

...HELLO.

[sassiestdemon]

AH, HOW TRAGIC...WHO WOULD BE HEARTLESS ENOUGH TO NEGLECT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MADEMOISELLE?

BESIDES, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A LITTLE GIRL OF MY OWN... *COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE SANTA INCIDENT*

[death_by_lolli]

MADEMOISELLE?

I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE OR ACT FRENCH AND I CANNOT ALLOW THAT.

[sassiestdemon]

BUT COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVE MOI A CHANCE?

[death_by_lolli]

NOPE.