PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM RUFFLES!!!!!!

[death_by_lolli]

EXCUSE ME...
WOULD ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO ADOPT ME?

THE ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE TO NOT GO AWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, TO NOT BE DRUNK 24/7 AND TRY TO MOLEST ME..., AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

SOMEONE THAT ISN'T FRENCH.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...

Comments

[lvl10lesboelf]

WHAT'S A FRENCH?

[death_by_lolli]

IT'S THE WORST RACE TO EVER EXIST.

THEY'RE WEAK, SNOBBY, ALCOHOLICS, AND CRACKHEADS...

[lvl10lesboelf]

DO THEY WORK FOR THE SWAMP WITCH? THAT DESCRIPTION SOUNDS EERILY SIMILAR TO SOME OF HER MORE WELL-KNOWN MINIONS.

[death_by_lolli]

SOME OF THEM MIGHT. I'M NOT REALLY SURE...

BUT IF IT MEANS THEY'RE A DISGRACE TO MAN-KIND THEN YES.

[lvl10lesboelf]

THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. THESE FRENCH MUST BE SOME OFF-SHOOT CULT OF HER MAIN DEMON FOLLOWERS. I BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THEM.

ANYWAYS YOU SAY ONE HAS YOU HELD AGAINST YOUR WILL? I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP.

[death_by_lolli]

YES! PLEASE HELP ME!

ANYTHING WILL HELP!

[lvl10lesboelf]

I AM A VERY EXPERIENCED MELEE FIGHTER AND HAVE DEALT WITH MONSTERS AND DEMONS BEFORE; THIS FRENCH WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM. SHOW ME THE WAY, CHILD.

[death_by_lolli]

OK! HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE!