PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM RUFFLES!!!!!!

[death_by_lolli]

EXCUSE ME...
WOULD ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO ADOPT ME?

THE ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE TO NOT GO AWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, TO NOT BE DRUNK 24/7 AND TRY TO MOLEST ME..., AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

SOMEONE THAT ISN'T FRENCH.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...

Comments

[scarylobsters]

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[death_by_lolli]

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I SENSE AN EPIC THREAD.

[scarylobsters]

...HELLO.

8) MAYBE.

[death_by_lolli]

...HELLO.

[scarylobsters]

WOULD YOU LIKE A LOBSTER? *HOLDS UP A LIVE ONE*

[death_by_lolli]

SURE.

*GRABS THE LOBSTER AND LOOKS AT IT IN THE SAME EMPTY WAY SHE LOOKS AT EVERYTHING*

[scarylobsters]

HER NAME IS SHANEEQUA. I CALLED HER THAT BECAUSE SHE'S RED.

DO YOU LIKE HER?

[death_by_lolli]

YES.. RED IS A GOOD COLOR.

IT'S WHAT COMES OUT OF YOUR ENEMIES WHEN YOU STAB THEM IN THE HEART.

[scarylobsters]

THAT'S RIGHT.

...WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

[death_by_lolli]

AMY.