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Time Warp
I have the worst sense of time. It's hard for me to remember when things happened in my life. I vividly remember certain moments but I can't recall when exactly they happened. I have a vague sense of the order of events but half the time I forget the year I was born. I've been updating my resume which prompted me to review my work history. It's ( Read more... ) -
Double Whammie
I'm sorta losing my shit and need to vent.
I haven't been sleeping well the past 3 weeks - been waking up at 5 am every damn day no matter how late I stay up. So I was already on edge before today.
My boss told me she is resigning to take a new job. I knew this was coming and I've been telling myself for 3 months to update my resume and get it out ( Read more... ) -
Greyskull Gardens
Hard to believe anyone in the world other than me would appreciate this He-Man/Grey Gardens mash up but it's absolutely brilliant!
Thanks to Jason for sending me the link! That's what friends are for...
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Thanks but no thanks
Am I a complete asshole for not accepting every Facebook friend request I recieve? I don't have any interest in updates from people I haven't spoken to in 20 years. I'm satisfied with my cock size so I don't need a lot of "friends" to make me feel good about myself. Eh, I probably am an asshole. -
Doh!
Tequila makes me do stupid things. How many times must I learn that lesson. -
Prejection
It's how I keep people at a distance so I don't get hurt later. -
Bizarre love triangle
It takes me a long time to incorporate people I know into my dreams. Last night I had the first dream (that I remember) about J, even though we broke up months ago and haven't spoken since.
I was at an ice cream shop with friends and James Franco, who was a friend of a friend, when J walked in wearing some silly hipster hat. I told James Franco to ( Read more... ) -
Unload
I'm really terrible about updating this despite vowing to update every day. Deal with it.
Here's some shit about me.
Tonight I had a fantastic dinner at Tilikum Place Cafe. I had bacon wrapped dates with goat cheese and a grilled romaine salad with pistachios. Nothing ground breaking but everything was perfectly cooked and incredibly tasty. I had a ( Read more... )
