Falwell at the Gates of Heaven

[cowofdoom]

hazenhammel said:
I'm a "universalist", so I believe everyone has been redeemed by Jesus and spends eternity with God.

Now that Jerry Falwell is dead, though, I realize that could be a cruel fate for some.

I might have to rethink this.

To which kungfupolarbear responded:
Somehow I'm sure there's worse people already up there... like butt rapists or Attila the Hun.
To which

Comments

[esmesquall]

Ha! I was just telling Matthew and Mike about this comment last night and hoping you would turn it into a stand-alone post. THANK YOU FOR READING MY MIND, MR. DOOM.

[cleahpatra]

I imagine in Heaven that you can eat all of the fried Southern food you want, and none of it will make you sick or fat. Heaven is a fried Twinkie with no regrets!

[thesentinel]

Heaven is a gravy buffet.

A Sermon To The Butt Rapists

[cowofdoom]

To: Butt Rapists
Subject: Butt RapeI am hereby addressing you, Butt Rapists. What you are doing is immensely uncool. You are probably aware of this already

Re: A Sermon To The Butt Rapists

[zophos]

That butt was asking for it.

Re: A Sermon To The Butt Rapists

[cowofdoom]

But was it the will of God that you rape that butt? Or were you defying Him in doing so?

Was it not Jesus who said: "Thou shalt not put thine ding-dong in an unwilling poopy hoo-hoo, because seriously that is not at all cool"?