hazenhammel said:
I'm a "universalist", so I believe everyone has been redeemed by Jesus and spends eternity with God.
Now that Jerry Falwell is dead, though, I realize that could be a cruel fate for some.
I might have to rethink this.
To which
kungfupolarbear responded:
Somehow I'm sure there's worse people already up there... like butt rapists or Attila the Hun.
To which I reply thusly:
Naw, Attila's cool. You'd like him. He's a really good gardener too. He's mellowed out a lot since being partially fused with Infinite Love and Compassion. A lot of folks do.
I gotta think it'll be about the same for the Rev. Falwell:
Rev. Falwell: O God.. O God I finally see, now. I was.. I was just a complete asshole, wasn't I?
GOD: YEAH, YOU KINDA WERE. WE ALL GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT, THOUGH.
GOD: "I WONDER WHAT JERRY WILL SAY I HATE TODAY," I WOULD SAY UNTO MY ONLY SON..
Jesus: Yeah, and then you would tell people that I hated, like, Teletubbies or something. And we'd all have a good chuckle.
Rev. Falwell: O Lord Jesus, I am so, so very sorry that I was such a complete and utter douchebag in life.. can you-
Jesus: Naw, man, don't worry about it. You get it now. You forgot about the whole love and forgiveness thing, but - you know what? I love and forgive you, dude. Want some nachos? Holy Spirit just made 'em.
The Holy Spirit does most of the cooking, up in Heaven.