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 the weather is terrible.  this is the summer of my discontent.
i might be a vegetarian after what jack in the box last night did to my stomach and ass this morning.
furthermore, i love fresh lechees, and praise the lord i can find them in this country!

You know what's really funny?

When you have a dream about peeing and you are trying to pee really badly in the dream but you just can't.. And then you wake up and have to go pee and you're like, "Oh thank God I wasn't able to dream pee."

 friendship is too hard.  too transitory and conditional.
one of my best friends flew out of my life today.  7 o'clock pacific standard time.
one of my other best friends won't talk to me.
and me?  i'm not even that good at being friends in the first place.
what about my frist best friend?  
and how many fucking best friends can i have?
and how about the ( Read more... )

 when i'm done with school at evergreen i'm going to travel the world and do woofing.  so cool.  i simultaneously love and hate being excited about the future.  i need a partner though in my upcoming crimes agains conformity.  and i need a bike ( Read more... )

additional rules:

7.  some squash are boys and some are girls... make sure you plants the boys too!
8.  don't date boys without ambition.

OK it's official, he cancelled our date....

These are the life rules I have learned or relearned lately:

1.  Don't die!
2.  Respect.
3.  Read your horoscope, but take it with a grain of salt.
4.  Never have expectations.
5.  Don't call yourself names.
6.  Participate.

 OK.  It's official.  I have a date tomorrow!  Whoa.  Like the first time I've had a date in years that I've been totally excited for.  What are we going to do?

One thing I've learned is to always listen to my horoscope.
With a grain of salt.
But it may have been right again.  It's so hard to tell.  
A great guy has reentered my life.  Or something.  
Too exciting for livejournal really.
It's deffinately time to hit the gym.. like two months ago!
And maybe some more thrift store shopping.
I wish everyone still ( Read more... )

this morning i was reading this article in the tnt about how this young women at the purdy correction center have learned braile so that they can translate text books for the blind.  its so amazing.  these women are killers, who will spend the next twenty years in prison and they are totally doing something great for the world.  i'm not going to ( Read more... )