Fun at Work

[courtneydisney]

There's some mystery guy that started calling yesterday, asking to order a pizza. At first I thought it was some stoner dude who was too wasted to realize where he was calling, but it's deliberate now. He's called 6 times today, asking for a pizza, then to finally sing "Happy Birthday" to me, for no reason whatsoever. I told him to only call if

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[bellaballanda]

Wait wait.. can he shit on his own chest?

[trollup]

Ooh! Stalker fun. I never get those kinds of calls. :-(

If he meets that requirement then maybe he could graduate to doing things you propose, capturing them in photos or video, and post them to LJ? >:-)

His voice doesn't sound familiar does it? Have you asked around if he calls others at the office too? :-)

[conflictdswitch]

See if you can get an address (Cause you need to send the pizza *somewhere*.).

[sharon_masters]

Make SURE it's not OWEN....then, find out if he would like to try to insert a copper beaded necklace into his dick and fuck something with it.
Then ask him if he would like to buy some swamp land in florida.