I've been in 3 disney stores in the past few months, and haven't bought a thing. Partly 'cause I know Dan will kill me if I buy more kitsch, and partly cause they suck pretty hard now.

Dan did the "I like to move it, move it" Madagascar dance for me today, 'cause I asked him to. There was much squeeage. Now that's twue luv!

There's some mystery guy that started calling yesterday, asking to order a pizza. At first I thought it was some stoner dude who was too wasted to realize where he was calling, but it's deliberate now. He's called 6 times today, asking for a pizza, then to finally sing "Happy Birthday" to me, for no reason whatsoever. I told him to only call if ( Read more... )

My knee hurts. Last time this happened, I had a bout of wild sex that seemed to clear it right up. This also helps with getting that pesky exercise into ones schedule. I'll have to put that on my to-do list. (Yes, Mike, I have your contact info, thanks ( Read more... )

It takes 25,000 spider monkeys to equal one blue whale.

I wonder who would win in a fight.

Courtesy of this site:

http://www.weirdconverter.com/weight.php

End of an era - Sopranos is now over. I didn't like the ending, but hey - fuggedaboudit ( Read more... )

WTF is wrong with me? I get dizzy spells, they started about a month ago, and have only happened about 5 times, but this week has had 3 of those times in a row. They mainly affect my eyesight and equilibrium (don't really feel all that great driving, but...), but now I've got this great nausea to go along with them - I'm hungry so I eat, but then ( Read more... )

Controversy over use of word "Friend ( Read more... )

From Bizarre News ( Read more... )

Analiscious!

Can you say Analiscious? I knew that you could!

Can you use it in a sentence?

The new Analiscious Butt Plugs are here!

According to a friend, today is national Steak & Blowjob Day.

Well, one is definitely gettable - I'll have to see about the other....

I don't know if any steak places will be open by the time I get off work.

;)

Great - now I'll be thinking about getting a strap-on blowjob all day.